#ELECTIONDAY TO-DO LIST:
- Vote (✔)
- Dress dog in tie (✔)
- Dress Refurb in tie (PENDING)
- Drink, surrounded by well-dressed animals (HELL YEAH)
CAN’T WAIT FOR REFURB IN A TIE :D
WELL BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE SOME GOOD FUCKIN NEWS FOR YOU
(via maybetwice)
#ELECTIONDAY TO-DO LIST:
- Vote (✔)
- Dress dog in tie (✔)
- Dress Refurb in tie (PENDING)
-
Drink, surrounded by well-dressed animals (HELL YEAH)
THIS VINE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS
Me: turns on any news channel at any point in the next week
TV:
These cheeks were made for pokin’
So that’s just what I’ll do
DOCTOR: Ok, so you dove face first into a cat’s belly. What happened next?
ME: *bleeding profusely* TAKE A WILD GUESS, BUDDY
Refurb is such an elegant lady. She does all the things that any elegant, classy, dignified lady would do:
- Moves through the house with poise and grace
- Sassy-yet-charming, not afraid to let you know what’s on her mind
- Licks her feet to keep them clean
- Eats spiders
(via refurbthecat)
Chin Skritches: Because you’re worth it.
Must prove that I am the best thing ever.
Commence Operation: Yell At The Sun
I’m
Too spooky for my cat
Too spooky for my cat
So spooky
Spooky cat
princessshooshpap asked: Does refurb have any beauty tips she would like to share?
Sure!
1. Be yourself
2. Don’t worry about it, you’re already beautiful just the way you are
3. But not as beautiful as Refurb (she is the best at everything)
ninjamelissajulien asked: What's refurb's best picture?
Tonight’s debate? You mean my plans to agitate Refurb’s beans until she stabs me?
Wait that’s not a debate. That’s a “stabbing”. My bad.